My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?
Mercedes McCambridgeJoan Crawford is a movie queen. I had never met one before. I know now what I don't want to be.
Mercedes McCambridgeEverything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food should be forbidden! 'The steaks at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas!' And they are always afloat in grease. Next morning you are served a smaller steak, which serves as a platform for two fried eggs ... all of this afloat in the same grease! 'Chicken, you say? You bet! Comin' up!' Same grease! They are right. Comin' up! For hours afterwards. I couldn't believe the crust of an apple pie! Same grease!
Mercedes McCambridge