All self-help is Buddhism with a service mark

Where you allow your attention to go ultimately says more about you as a human being than anything that you put in your mission statement.

The mindless junk of your past crowds out opportunities and sets pointless limitations. Move out the junk, and you create room for the rest of your life. Ultimately, it's not just a question of tidying your house; it's a question of liberating your heart.

Stop. I’m not going to take any more input until I’ve made something with what I got.

Typing in all lowercase is popular among young people, SMS users, and anyone who feels literacy has become too time-consuming.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.