By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.

If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.

It's just that it's mind-boggling to me how many people I encounter every day who are struggling to subsist on a diet of bad advice about fake solutions to nonexistent problems.

Like tornadoes and cold sores, good work happens with total disregard to whether I'm 'into it.'

Thing is: the internet's made of IP addresses, opinions, and assholes. It's what's there. That's the basic equipment.

Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, You’re Either Lying Or Crazy.

Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.