I'm a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats.
People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.
Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.
Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.
Thing is: the internet's made of IP addresses, opinions, and assholes. It's what's there. That's the basic equipment.
Everything takes more time than you thought, everything costs more money than you thought, and almost everything turns out not quite as cool as you expected.