Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers.

Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kids learn their lessons about mortality from watching Grandpa kick? Then at least the dog would be around to comfort them.