Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ever seen!

That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.