At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.

I didn't know what I knew. I wasn't aware of what I knew.

I regard the theater as a woman I loved dearly who treated me like dirt.

Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.

When I was 6 my father went to fight in the war, so he was my big hero. I thought he was the greatest thing.

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.

A man should dress in a way that you don't notice. He looks good and you don't know why. But it's the tailoring, the materials, and the clothes.