If you held a pistol at my head, I couldn't tell you who they're going to vote for Best Actor.

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

That to me is what my idea of film acting should be. There shouldn't be any acting. You should just be watching a real person.

I think I have the secret of a successful L.A. restaurant, especially now that so many Europeans live there. You have to have a place where they can see out the windows, see the world passing by. Europeans fancy that.

Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.

I wear a baseball cap all the time, which I would never normally wear, and I walk very fast.

I've done my job and I've got the picture out there, and I'm very happy with it.