If you want to be treated like adults then start acting like them.

It seems like movies normally take a long time to get made. When you focus on it, and you're waiting for something, it seems to take longer.

Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

Baseball players tend to have something like 20 good years in them and then around their mid-thirties they aren't in the same shape as the young guys in the league and kind of aren't worth as much. Then they retire before 40. And they are left floating adrift in the middle of the ocean.

I don't think anyone cares whether you're working or not. I have the luxury now of not having to support anyone and not really needing a whole lot of money.

I spend most of my time catching up on classic comedy - things you absolutely have to see.

My father works for Xerox and fixes those gigantic copy machines that are about 10 feet wide.