I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Kids love to be silly, they love to laugh, so I think it was natural for my kids to like the sort of books that I write - and it's the only kinds of books I'm capable of writing.

I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice.

Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.