The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

My absolute favorite growing up was Super Friends. The assemblage of so many mighty heroes in one place was, to me, mind-blowing. It was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and then sometimes Hawkman and some other, lesser heroes.

I think people just love to win.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it right.

It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.