The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.