The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.