The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it right.

I think writing for anybody helps you order your life. It helps you arrange your emotions and your thoughts and it helps to provide perspective.

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.