The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Lordy, lordy, lordy do I love money. It is a character flaw, no doubt, one that springs from a panicked childhood in which I always felt as if our family was only a couple missed child support payments from being tossed onto the pitiless streets of our suburban New Jersey town.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.