I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be married living in the suburbs. Every time I try to plan my life out it just doesn't come to pass, and I think that's a great experience.
Michael Ian BlackThe thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.
Michael Ian BlackThe characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.
Michael Ian Black