I'm very introverted, so it requires a huge effort for me to put on a smile and extend a hand and accept compliments. I would much rather be insulted than complimented any day.

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.

Things you never thought were going to turn into something end up being the most important things in your life. You have to learn to not try to control it.

The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

I'm very introverted, so it requires a huge effort for me to put on a smile and extend a hand and accept compliments. I would much rather be insulted than complimented any day.

I loved Dungeons & Dragons. Actually, not so much the actual playing as the creation of characters and the opportunity to roll twenty-sided dice. I loved those pouches of dice Dungeon Masters would trundle around, loved choosing what I was going to be: warrior, wizard, dwarf, thief.