If I revise a children's book, if I'm spending three hours on the first draft, I'm probably spending 30 minutes revising it. I mean, come on! But to redo a painting? That's hard work.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

My absolute favorite growing up was Super Friends. The assemblage of so many mighty heroes in one place was, to me, mind-blowing. It was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, and then sometimes Hawkman and some other, lesser heroes.

My fear is if I expose myself, not so much that I'll be hurt, but that the reaction will be "Is that all there is? Is that the entirety of you? Because it's boring."

The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.