If you say "I'm going to be an actor, but I'll get a teaching degree just in case," when things get hard, you'll just be a teacher and that's how you get stuck.

I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.

Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.

I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.

I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.