I don't 'support the troops' or any of those other hollow and hypocritical platitudes uttered by Republicans and frightened Democrats. Here's what I do support: I support them coming home. I support them being treated well.

I rallied against Clinton when he was in office. I didn't vote for him in '96. I didn't vote for Gore in 2000.

Every parent wants to do what's best for their child. Whatever I can afford, I'm going to get my kid the best education I can get.

I don't even like DVDs. Honest to God, in my lifetime, I might have rented a dozen DVDs, literally gone into a video store and rented a dozen DVDs in my lifetime, because I don't like to see movies that way. I like to see them on the big screen.

Wall Street, the banks, and corporate America, has been able to call the shots here. They control our members of Congress and they get what they want.

You can't debate satire. Either you get it or you don't.

I'm caught up probably just as much in the consumer culture as the next person.