I'm not a big believer in our copyright laws; I find them way too restrictive.

I had a newspaper in Flint, Michigan called the 'Flint Voice,' and so it was a, you know, underground, alternative newspaper that I edited and put out for about ten years.

We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my car. If you’re going to do my hair later you have to have a license ... We don’t require a license to own a firearm?

All I ask is that you not be naive about how the government works when it decides to go after its prey.

I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.

It turns out Cuba has this incredible healthcare system for a very poor country.

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills.