Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.

It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.