Licorice is the liver of candy.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.

The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous, beautiful creature.