It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.