...forgetting is vastly underrated as a mental operation.

What an extraordinary achievement for a civilization: to have developed the one diet that reliably makes its people sick!

You want to say the thing that will drive everybody in the direction you want to go. But as a writer you have a pact with your readers that you'll be really straight with them at all times.

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

Avoid food products containing ingredients that are A) unfamiliar B) unpronounceable C) more than five in number or that include D) high-fructose corn syrup

Pay more, eat less. Diversify your diet and eat wild foods when you can.

A vegan in a Hummer has a lighter carbon footprint than a beef eater in a Prius.