I know more about sports than I know about any other subject, unfortunately. I'm embarrassed to admit that.

I was kind of in an experimental phase with The Disposable Rappers. This is boring to me, because it's true, but when I was a sophomore in high school, I visited my sister in college and saw an improv troupe, and that was a genuine moment for me. It was an actual "Aha!" moment. After I saw that, I said, "I want to do comedy." So The Disposable Rappers started doing improv in addition to rapping, and when I went to college, I very specifically went saying "I want to join a comedy group."

I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Though completely unwritten, I was very impressed with how long my first draft would be.

I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman.

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.