I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline rolled around. Though completely unwritten, I was very impressed with how long my first draft would be.

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up.

I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

I think gay people deserve all the same rights as everybody else, it's just that marriage is specifically for a man and a woman.

I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.