Hereโs what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are theyโre going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck.
Michael Thomas FordNo one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.
Michael Thomas FordHow come someone always saves the people who try to kill themselves and then makes them tell everyone how sorry they are for ruining their evening? I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something. but I'm not going to. I don't have anything to apologize for. They're the ones who screwed everything up. Not me. I didn't ask to be saved.
Michael Thomas FordSometimes I think thereโs someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet thereโs an angelโor, more likely, a demonโassigned just to me. And every day it gets up and asks itself what it can do to ruin my life. Well, today it got an A plus.
Michael Thomas FordOne time Allie and I skipped school and went to see this foreign film called Los Diablos, where these villagers found a glowing blue ball and peeled pieces off of it to see what was inside. Only the ball was really radioactive, and they all died from the poison. I think thatโs what happens when you look too deep inside for the truth. The poison comes out, and you die, even though you have beautiful glowing pieces of blue truth in your fingers.
Michael Thomas Ford