You can only run away from a house. Home is something you run toward.

For some reason my father saw no problem with us pplaying "barbie and ken go to hawaii to save their marriage by picking up another couple for sexy good times," but if barbie and ken had gone to hawaii to "rescue another couple from a crazed kidnapper," that would have been wrong.

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost

little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.

that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

I think it shows that sometimes for one person to keep breathing, something else has to stop." (hardcover page 37)

Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.