Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.

Out of what... a thousand?

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.