My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.