I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.
Out of what... a thousand?
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.