He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !