He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.