He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I like playing on this team. We actually been doin' real good. Got a different mix here. Most important thing is you gotta keep pickin' up in paces. That's why we're playing contentious play. We got top names, guys can still hit in the majors, guys been out of the game hittin' the ball, shockin' it. Don't have no old, old guys. Not sayin' they don't get a good job done. Fact is, they've been vice versa. So that's incentive right there. It's been a plus.

Out of what... a thousand?

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.