I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.