Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.