It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'. And ain't no sense worryin' about the things you don't got control over, 'cause if you don't got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.