What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?
I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.
My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.