Men gossip less than women, but mean it.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

We have a terror of seeming to exert ourselves, lest it be noticed that we exerted ourselves and did not succeed.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.