There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.
No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.