At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

The best work is done with the heart breaking, or overflowing.

The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.