At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

Make a habit of telling the truth, or make a habit of lying: to decide each case on its own merits is exhausting, and hardly ever worth it.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.