The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.