The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.
One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.
Many of us are equal to life's emergencies who cannot bear its day-after-dayness.
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.