People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.