People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.