People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.

The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?