People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.

Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.