People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.

Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.