A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways.
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.