As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

In retrospect, our triumphs could as easily have happened to someone else; but our defeats are uniquely our own.

How tired God must be of guilt and loneliness, for that is all we ever bring to Him.

Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.