Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there.
Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't.
No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.
Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.