If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.

There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair. There have always been human beings like that.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.