If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

We semaphore from ship to ship, but they're sinking, too.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.

It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.

Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.