If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.

Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.

A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.