The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.