Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.

The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.