Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.

The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.