Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.
The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.
When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house?