Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.
In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.
Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.
When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.