Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.

Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.

One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.