One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.
A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.