Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

Character is what emerges from all the little things you were too busy to do yesterday, but did anyway.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.

Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.