Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

In retrospect, our triumphs could as easily have happened to someone else; but our defeats are uniquely our own.

Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.