Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

Everybody can write; writers can't do anything else.

It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.