Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.

What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.