Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.

Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.