Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.

It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.