Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.